Hey, you get one yet? (If I lost you, check your title.)

Okay, I know this is the spam section, but PLEASE .. WTF is with all this junk that you, user SpamBoards, are posting?

Post things (or spam) that related to webmasters, not that you have a small penis and you just found a cool new lead weight that you hang from your head so to stretch it, while you smack it with a flounder.

Please!