Oh please tell me the not using comdoms cause there's a child in the Home was a joke. Please! I'd hate to think there's someone on the earth, who really is- dumber than a box of rocks.

In all my sexual years, 33 of them, I doubt I've used a dozen condoms. My methods for taking a lover, requires 2 sets of blood work and a commitment of trust of sexual fluid monogamy. The waiting time for me.. is always fun.. since I've got a wonderful collection of toys.

However ... you always know you can come to Madame at any show,
and grab a handful, so you can wrap that willie!


I have enough dead Friends.