Your past life diagnosis:
I don't know how you feel about it, but you were a eunuch in your last earthly incarnation. When you were born, in 1967, your mother was in jail for murdering her pimp - your ID number is 66713, and you lived in cellblock 'C'. At the age of two, after inciting a prison riot, you were shiv’d by the rival gang leader, Pablo, for stealing his prized hairless rat, Pajo.

Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Should have been in a straightjacket, but instead you ran amuck and wreaked havoc!

The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
:haha: They can never get rid of me!

Man alive do I need to ski! I think I'm starting to lose ... oh, dropped another marble.