There is a time to work
*using a molecular telescope to look through the tiny gap that I have between my thumb and finger, as I press them together*

and a time to play
*chopped off one finger and placed in on my desk, and am going for a LONG car ride to so place my thumb at a much further location*
wuh, holding my arms apart is not enough fun for this ploughboy!

Webmaster "parties" HAVE TO HAVE nudity! Not having a bunch of swinging dicks walking around would be like going to a bean counter convention and never looking at T-accounts!