I am a single spicy slice of grade 'A' Canadian beef!
I only contempl8 matrimony when my jealous friends & family ask me about it while they coddle their screaming children or wipe their bums and await my answer with envy in their hearts and spite in their eyes. It's like they are pissed @ me because I am not pulling my weight by suffering with them.
*holding hand up against their face*
thanks, but I need to take care of my many vises by giving them more of my time & attention!
:hipster:
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