are you kidding?

DSL in LA is even worse! slower, funkier and some of our "friends" on the boulevard had their trunk line cut when they were doing "repair" work on the street a while back - their enormous empire crumbled in moments!

kidding aside, it all sucks unless we put our mammoth dish on the roof which we can't do - although, AOL got away with it, I guess we could petition the city council for a variance of sorts...

yeah, there we are, T&C in front of BH planning commision petitioning for a giant broadcast dish on our roof so that we can bring sex to the world? I don't know - Flynt gets away with it but they have a 24 story building and he's got more pull!