Thanks everyone for the encouragement and input! So no one hates the flying leather guy? The rainbow javascript isn't too fruity for my niches?

I don't want to clutter up the site with underlined links on the left side. I love the clean look. We'll see how it work for now

The site navigation on the bottom of the page doesn't seem to be working very well, though. Any suggestions for the navigation links? Maybe I should underline those. Should I put buttons at the top of the page, too.

The text is a little awkward, but I'm not as good with creative text like Dzinerbear. The text isn't too spammy, is it?