I believe most surfers to be somewhat naive, still and find the average weekend porn warrior does not (know what our industry acronyms stand for), while the true aficionados do.

Hell, many of our members still think the models (most are well known porn stars) adorning the pages of our mem. Areas are truly as hung as we've made them.

I know we have some mad skills when it comes to chopshopping the hell out of an image, but all one has to do is (with open eyes) LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THE FREAKIN THING. Maybe then they'll realize that there is no way in hell that THAT is going be fitting in to any person's orifice!
Not even Mila (the Russian prick cushion).


e-mail/request I recently received:
Hiya!
I have neither a problem, nor a complaint. This is a COMPLIMENT. And a sugestion.

I just LOVE this site! BUT... we could really use more autofellatio pictures. I find it impossible to believe that guys as lucky as these can't/don't suck themselves. If I could, I know I certainly would!
So how about adding a gallery or two (or a hundred!) of self-sucking pictures?
Pleeeeease... and THANKS!

All that I can do is try!
(For giving me something to shoot for; I added one-month of free access.)