Okay, for my serious response. It's one thing to be a total pervert. If you have a shoe fetish, you have a closet full of army boots. If you have a shaving fetish, you invite a bunch of guys over and tell them to bring their own clippers and razors. If you like asses, you have a whole wall of your bedroom covered in clippings from porno mags of hot bubble butts. But what kind of wacko enrolls in a high school to get laid??? There is some serious problems with this guy and he and his friends who helped him should all be put away for a very long time.

And on top of that, aside from the very obvious issues of the asshole being a **** and a predator, who has the fucking time??? I mean, it's all I can do to get my 40 hours a week of work, gym time, dinner, freelance stuff and extracurricular activities in and still have time to sleep??? Who the fuck has the time to enroll in school and pretend to be a kid? Geeze!