IS AVN Insane?

[Lee]

At least you get them LOL

Last year i mentioned that we hadnt been getting AVN or GAYVN and was told it would be taken care of...

Regards,

Lee

[XXXWriterDude]

At least you get them LOL

Last year i mentioned that we hadnt been getting AVN or GAYVN and was told it would be taken care of...

Regards,

Lee

Really, Lee? We thought you were kidding! Seriously, with as much as you rag on AVN and complain about receiving a daily newsletter with links to important stories concerning your business, I can't see why you would want to receive the magazine. <wink>

I'm being facetious, of course. I'm not sure why it wasn't taken care of, except to say that maybe someone in our subscriptions department was paying attention to GWW.

PM me your mailing address again, and I'll see what I can do for you.

[themonk]

yeah a very strange thing...

[Jasun]

On a related note, when customers call and ask how we ship our DVDs, they're always afraid that the box has a big sign on it that says "CONTAINS GAY PORN"

I always assure them that no, we'll send the Fratmen themselves to their place of work to hand deliver the DVDs. "They do a little dance and everything," I tell them.

They usually laugh. Sometimes they believe me.

People are dumb.

[gaybucks_chip]

I've occasionally borrowed a line from another company when customers answer that question...

"Well, we ran out of the bright pink penis-shaped boxes that say "GAY PORN INSIDE", so now we just use plain brown boxes with nothing in the return address to indicate it's adult material"

That usually gets a laugh.

[SPACE GLIDER]

On a related note, when customers call and ask how we ship our DVDs, they're always afraid that the box has a big sign on it that says "CONTAINS GAY PORN"

HA!!!! I remember when everyone was certain that every time you bought something "gay" you'd be put on a mailing list and would get unsolicited copies of The Advocate or something sent to you an stuff.

[longboardjim]

HA!!!! I remember when everyone was certain that every time you bought something "gay" you'd be put on a mailing list and would get unsolicited copies of The Advocate or something sent to you an stuff.

that time has become "spam" (cheaper to mail!) , i get more junk mail and it's usually from companies i've purchased "physical products" from.

sincerely ~ ...this email contains adult products which may interest you courtesy of ACME recordplayer and stylus company "keeping you in the groove!"... :fool:

[Jasun]

We at Fratmen don't share our email list with anyone, it's easy to get off of it, and we only send out one email per week with pictures of the new model or a heads-up about a special event.

But that's not even the point.

Some customers can be so skiddish about being outed to friends and family and co-workers. I know that not everyone is an obstinate fuck like me, but honestly... it's freaking 2007... come out already.:nobody: