I hope you don't mind if I adopt your last sentence as my email sig tagline...I couldn't have said it better myself!

Oh yeah, and few things I'VE learned from porn: <p>
1. When a guy unexpectedly gets caught jerking off in the locker room, his teammates become equally horny and gladly fuck him. <p>
2. Locker rooms make guys horny <p>
3. Bottoms NEVER complain that it's too big or that you're fucking them too long <p>
4. Condoms are self applying and are never too tight or too loose<p>
5. Tops would rather cum on a guy's face or back than inside him <p>
6. The pizza boy DOES deliver <p>
7. Straight guys will do just about anything--as long as it's going to be broadcast all over the internet. <p>
8. Swimming pools make guys horny <p>
9. If a straight guy comes home and accidentally catches his straight roommate sucking dick, he beats off and watches and is in no way horrified. <p>
10. Roommates make guys horny. <p>
11. If you are peeing in a public restroom and and there are 10 empty urinals, the one right next to you is the most attractive one to the straight guy that just walked in <p>
12. Public restrooms make guys horny <p>
13. If you are driving and stop to ask a handsome stranger for directions, it is also an invitation to jump in and give you head <p>
14. Driving makes guys horny <p>
15. The best way to give a good rim job is to stick your tongue way out and lick it like a popsicle. <p>
16. Popsicles make guys horny <p>
17. When topping doggy style, it's way more enjoyable if you lean back a bit, twist your torso ever so slightly and put your near hand on your hip <p>
18. Kissing is for fags <p>
19. Bottoms are clean 24/7 and always ready for the next hard cock <p>
20. Hard cocks are abundant and there is NO SUCH THING AS WHISKEY DICK<p>
21. Whiskey makes guys horny <p>
22. It never takes more time to cum than it did to fuck <p>
23. If you're on a ranch and you're horny, go into the barn. There's never any animal manure and there is always a hot ranch hand stroking his cock. <p>
24. Ranches make guys horny <p>
25. Most adult men have little or no body hair and pubic hair magically avoids growing too close to cocks. <p>
26. There is never any argument over who's turn it is to get up and get the cum towel <p>
27. If you are european, you never talk before or during sex. But you moan harmonically with your partner. <p>
28. Most bedrooms and living rooms are perfectly lit and all guys love to have the lights on during sex <p>
29. Tops can always find the hole <p>
30. If the bottom cums first, he doesn't mind getting fucked some more until the top is done <p>