For those of us in Canada, the long weekend was last weekend. So this week, we get ready for all of those horny young American Tourists up in Toronto for the weekend.

Remember, as I tell all the straight boys in town, a) whatever you do more than 500 miles from home doesn't count, b) you're never gonna see me again, so I won't tell your girlfriend and c) watch you're teeth, buddy, I'm gonna want that back when you're done with it.

ha