Okay, I'm gonna get shit for this.

Ohhh, if only a handfull of that blond hair fell into the shredder.

I'm sorry, if Madonna stood before a line up of me and two other people whom she was going to pick who was the most fashionable and attractive I'd tell her to go fuck herself before she even opened her gap toothed little mouth.

In porn, we celebrate beauty. Not everyone can be a porn star and that's okay. We are blatant about the fact that we are celebrating the beauty of the human body. And by beauty that means the chiseled abs of the well worked out, the luscious mat of hair covering the curvaceous form of a bear, and the hairless lines of a small framed twink.

In this commercial, the sole goal is to make little girls feel fat and unattractive. If you aren't as sexy and fashionable as Madonna or worthy of her approval then you're nothing.

Sorry. My two cents.