There once was a man from Nantuket,
Who's hole was the size of a bucket,
Each day around one,
He grabbed someones son,
And asked if they'd like to fuckit
Regards,
Lee
There once was a young man named Dave.
Who kept a dead whore in a cave.
She smelled quite a bit
And was missing one tit.
But think of the money he saved!
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