Oooh you kids play naughty.

123Jason, my leather club is having this big event the july 4th weekend, and part of it will be this big party. We're gonna have J-lube wrestling. Have you ever heard of J-lube. It's awesome stuff. It comes in a powder form, so you can control the consistancy. And if it starts getting a little dry you add a little water and it's all slick again. Best stuff on the market.

(and no I don't get a kick-back from the J-lube people)