Anyone get the idea that Bush watched "Revenge of the Sith" and was taking notes???
Bush: Wow. This is a good film, Dick. I wonder where I can get me one of them lightsaber thingys.
Cheny: (sigh) It's a movie, you retard.
Bush: Lookie there! That guy just assumed all sorts of emergency powers and made himself ruler of the galaxy. I want to do that!
Cheny: You can't do that. It is unconstitutional.
Bush: I wanna do it, I wanna do it, I WANNA DO IT!!!
Cheny: Do you want a time out?
Bush: I wanna rule the galaxy.
Cheny: Fine. Go rule the galaxy. Leave me alone.
Bush: Alright! I'm gonna rule the galaxy! Just like Star Wars! (runs out of the room with his arms extended and making "whooshing" noises)
I'm sure it played out just like this.
R.
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