Quote Originally Posted by Jasun View Post
Actually... he said he was going to send us something about a couple unpaid invoices and I KNOW we paid for them.

I told him that I'd get right on it if he'd fax me.

I tossed his fax in the shredder.

He'll call in a couple weeks and I'm going to pretend to forget the conversation today and tell him that I never got the fax.

then I'm going to tell him I don't have his email and take five minutes getting it wrong.

then I'll tell him that I'll call him right back and forget about it.

Then I'll finally tell him that our company has wasted more than enough man hours on their incompetence and that since I know we've paid for every item, the idiots in the accounting department can maybe go back to high school, pop their heads out of their asses, and find proof that I've paid.

If they want to sue me, I'll bill them for all the man hours I had to waste cleaning up their messes.

With that I'll fax them a photograph of my asshole and call it a day.:flogging:
LOL i think i just fell in love reading this thread!!

bookmarked for reading next time when i need to tell someone to go screw themselves