Think I was more turned off by being called an asshole because of not knowing who Captain whatever is ... and her a widow?? Seems just that one block of text is trying to target a whole lot of very micro niched interests ... she's a widow, likes the captain, has a scar, fantasizes on being a nun, suggests she available if you want to fly her off to some exotic location. Ok, maybe it'll work, but I still didn't like being called an asshole ... :morning: