I'll tell you a REALLY good recipe for fake cum...

Remember that white glue you used in preschool? PVA Glue i think its called over in the States, take 1 table spoon of that and 2 table spoons of water and shake them together in a container for about 10 seconds really vigorously.

Not to much though you want the mixture to look cum-like.

That stuff if done right seriously looks like the real stuff, we used to hurl it at each other in college in art lessons and it looks so damn realistic its crazy.

It needs to be cleaned off pretty quickly though unless you wait for it to dry and peel it off then.

Give that a try honestly it looks like the real stuff

Regards,

Lee