Nice attempt...but I must agree the system is majorly flawed. The testing window is way too long and just the thought of asking for/showing your 'secret membership' card to each just seems to make me giggle a little. It's a piece of plastic which has just about as much validity as your word.

Plus...who's gonna pay $75 every 6 months PLUS $195-$225 per test? I can go down to my local health clinic, gay bar, or santa monica blvd and get tested FREE.