How to say you work in porn without saying you work in porn

[haganxy]

Are you kidding?

My favorite thing to do is look people right in the eye and say "I make porn."

I told my old Aunt Jennifer that.

I told my land lord, the motorcycle salesman and the little Asian woman who does my pedicures. She doesn't speak English, but I still told her.

yeah, but if i say "I make porn." to the hot mormon missionary boys that come to my front door, then they run away and i don't have time to seduce them

[Jasun]

See, that's where you're wrong... then they stick around longer out of curiosity.
:luke: :bunnypancake:

[chadknowslaw]

But what if the ugly sweaty guy sitting next to you on a 3 hour plane ride asks what you do, and you really really do not want to talk? And you KNOW that he would pop a chubby if you say _anything_ about porn, plus you know he wants to talk your ear off for no other reason than you drew the short straw to end up sitting next to him??

[Jasun]

I'm a biker with a shaved head, covered in tattoos and I wear a "God Hates Us All" T-shirt I got at the Slayer show last year.

NOBODY wants to sit next to me on a plane let alone talk to me.

[chubbs]

If someone asks and I don't want them to know, I say "I sell internet traffic". Seems to work well. But for the most part, I usually proudly say "I sell porn, gay porn to be specific".

--Chubbs

[gaybucks_chip]

Oh, Jasun, you SO undersell yourself

AJ and I ran into this multiple times per day several years ago when we were both, separately looking to buy houses. We were going to open houses and about half the time AJ would get "Oh, what grade are you in?" And then, when they figured out he was a hot prospect, the next question was invariably "What do you do that you can afford to buy a house." We would both just say "We're IT workers involved in Internet and affiliate marketing" and if people would ask for more details, we'd explain how affiliate marketing works... without mentioning that we're the sponsor and that it's porn.

Occasionally when he's out somewhere, somebody will ask, he'll just say "Porn, and I'd rather not discuss it."

[abostonboy]

My bf tells ALL his friends straight and gay that i "do" porn. Some want to "see" others want a PW!