I did.

Nobody seems to send me good gifts.

I can't post my sizes on line.. that's TACKY for a webmaster to expect gifts.. but if you didn't know someone's size and wanted to buy them clothes, wouldn't you at least try to find out?

I mean I probably do look muscular. But I also look like a dwarf. Because I AM. I mean, it's not that hard to figure out.

They could at least just ask the guys what I want... they'd just say "buy him Tea. He likes Tea."