Jasun,

You and AJ must talk at Phoenix Forum. He wears size 6 and is always bitching about the same thing, but he's found places to get adult shoes that actually fit.

As for tea... check out Rooibois, it's a South African tea that a friend turned me onto and I love. Caffeine free, has all the same antioxidants as green tea, and I love the taste. I usually mix it 50/50 with honeybush, which is another South African tea.

And if we ever send tshirts your way, I'll make sure they are size dinky, the same size our twinky models wear