Ring... ring...

"Iranian embassy good afternoon"

" - Hey there, I'm calling to ask about if I can bring some sex toys with me to Iran on my holliday to your republic?"

"Please wait while I direct your call."

on hold music, islamic arabian music... very nice actually. A guy finally answers the phone.

" - Hi, I have some questions regarding my travel to Iran next month."

"Yes."

" - My girlfriend asked me to bring some sex toys and a penis enlargement pump to her on my trip to Iran, is that ok?"

"You will get in great deal of trouble if you bring such devices with you on your travels to the Islamic Republic of Iran my friend, now what is your full name again?"

I HANGED UP

I think I need to change my phone number, what do you think? :flogging: