See, what did me in is the "ever" part.Originally Posted by SluggerJ
"Ever" is a long time.
Yeah, once when I was 21 and dating a millionaire, traveling the world I smoked a little coke. It wasn't for me and never did it again but I was young and I wanted to try everything.
"Ever" get so drunk you threw up? duh, I grew up in a town where the most exciting thing to do was get drunk and tip over cows.
"Ever" had sex without a contraceptive? Um.. well yeah in high school when I was 16 and me and my buddy would fuck each other we didn't use condoms because HIV wasn't a risk for two 16 year olds in a farming village along the North Atlantic Canadian shore in 1984.
I find it funny that I'm the only person ever who's been on the cover of Instigator Magazine twice and I've been suspended from the ceiling at Mr. S leather where I got blown and rimmed at the same time in front of a crowd of customers, ultimately blowing a load all over the floor and the guy blowing me (who I think was my boyfriend but it could have been the other guy) but a question like that wasn't on the list.
I mean they asked if I'd ever licked someone's eyeball (?!) but never if I'd ever put on an impromptu sex show on a Sunday afternoon because the Beer Bust hadn't really gotten into full swing yet.
I own more rubber shirts than I do jeans but they consider sleeping on "the wet spot" something naughty. Of course for those of us that don't sleep with women, it's not an issue.. there IS no "wet spot" when you have sex with guys unless you spill the lube.
Oh those silly straights.
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