First one's Margaret Cho.
Call screening one, I dunno. Unless it's her as well. *shrugs*

In Phoenix someone I've known for a long while asked me if I was straight.
So, don't feel bad. It happens to the best of us.

Truth be told I've been spreading a rumour that you and me got together at Internext last year. So there is a slight possibility that's at the root of the problem.