Jesse Helms Is Dead!!

[hdkbill]

no Bill, don't blame it on old age, blame it on that fricken old fashioned telephone you're still using!

actually, I don't blame you for using the old fashioned "extension phone" - I still use a red pushbutton phone with a light that flashes when it rings - it looks like the "bat phone" in the mayor's office or, the one in the president's office in "In Like Flynt" - no, I don't mean Larry Flynt ! - I think he still uses one of those "speaker phones" that AT&T made so popular in the 60's-80's...

we'll "talk" later (in private)...

I look forward to our private chat. We haven't done that in a long time...Bill

[Dilbertdidporn]

The next thing that will come to light - did he father illegitimate half-black children, some of whom are gay or lesbian??

Well he had a gay cousin in San Diego!

Well MY side of the family is happy when I walked in the day he died my Mom said

"Thank God we can use our last name again!"

My dad detested the man!

DeWayne HELMS