I am calm, and I haven't assumed anything, just stated complete facts:

I deposited the check, the check bounced, the account is closed.

I have emailed, and called, and have not gotten any real help, I understand things take time, but it doesn't take long to figure out what the problem was if they had to close the account because of some fraud issues, then that would be an easy reply to make and let me know what had happened, and what they plan to do about it.

I too have closed a checking account before, but when I did it, the bank asked me what checks I had outstanding that were supposed to be cleared, I gave them a list and they paid those checks and blocked any others.

A little communication can go a long way.