I take my car over into Phillipsburg, New Jersey. And it's Lube Express. They have a sign on the doors as you drive your car in... there is a door off to the right which is the employee area, and if your looking for it you can see a sign that says, "We offer the lowest prices on lube jobs." You know how straight mechanics are, they're always joking. I was just there yesterday. One of the mechanics knows I'm gay, we've been friends for a while. And I said, "So when do I get my discount on my lube job?" He totally didn't get it. But I laughed and explained it to him. He got it, laughed.