Three Texans got together in the bar at Stapleton.

The first said "I have 100,000 acres and 20,000 head of cattle. We call it the Rockin J."

The second rancher said "I have 200,000 acres and 50,000 head of cattle. My ranch is the Bar Z."

The third smiled and said "I only have 250 acres and nary a cow. You boys sure have it good!"

"No cattle? What kinda ranch are you running there?"

"Well boys, its not much of a ranch. We call it downtown Dallas."



Quality over quantity every time.