Welcome to the board Zack. I was also put off a little bit by your first post. Some of the lines your wrote made you sound like you might be a pain to work with. I think when you're first introducing yourself to a prospective employer (in any job, not just porn) you should not say negative things or dwell on what you can't or won't do. Highlight the positive things that you will do and that makes a better impression. Wait until the employer brings up the things you might not want to do and then you can politely decline.

But like others said, I'm glad you're here and look forward to your participation.

I wanted to give you a few suggestions on your MySpace page: it's currently set to "private"... bad idea if you're trying to market yourself. You also have your age listed as 85... another bad idea. Actually, since you have a domain name already you should just pay the $10 a month for your own website. Sign up as an affiliate with some sponsors and you'll probably make enough to pay for the site.