I think it's great - I like scared straights.

I think we should point them to those lame programs created by straight webmaster companies - keep all the good-selling programs for ourselves.

I think we should start a myth - that you can't market gay porn without catching "teh ghey".

One look at a man getting pounded in the ass and you are gay forever, and will never stop dreaming about getting buggered til you scream.