you know your in porn too long when I started to answer this question thinking it said, "first blowjob/worstblowjob"

first job: painting hotel rooms (lasted one day since I spent way too long on the trim and optimising colors) seems I was a little too gay in creating a theme and balance when all he wanted was the whole room to be done -( I was 15 at the time without an Ikea catalogue, whats a boy to do when he needs to express himself in color???)!!!

worst job: director of marketing for a chemical company. The owner tried to put his son straight out of college into my job and pressure me out. I sued for constructive dismissal and got my job back. Not liking this at all 2 months later - he produced a letter that I wasnt allowed to see that I spoke ill of him to a affiliate and was let go. I had another job waiting so I didnt push the issue.

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In this industry?? I worked for a guy who required the employees to call him God. *(seriously) He was rude, slept with the male models (and if they didnt they were fired), make terrible comments about you to your face and jokingly in front of the office trashed you - for months he bounced checks while he drove his new lincoln navigator, and if you complained or disagreed with him - your fired.