Ya'll are a hot mess! LOL!

My neighbor apparently had a little chat with his daughter (he didn't into specifics, but it seems she's a big ol' fag-hag and got real pissed at him for what he said/thought. She gave him a real education and he even apologized to me.

I told him not to worry about it. I feel truly blessed by Mother that I was born gay and have NEVER had any regrets.

I do, however, pity the dude I get into the sack if I ever choose to go on the prowl. Picture a starving lion...prowling it's unsuspecting prey...moving closer, closer and then pounce! The slurping sounds alone will be enough to scare the shit out of anyone!