2014 will definetly be a new year for me , I've already started work on my "personal ad!"


"single and available for visual relationship! ... act now and apply to become a "partner" and upon approval recieve a credit card good for $5000.00 a month each month" ( Notice: certain qualifications apply such as must be able to cook because I can't , must be able to attend private parties and social functions with me and look like your having a good time! , must tolerate the work I do and not become jealous and/or obnoxious towards my models/staff , must be able to do "general cleaning" though I will be "most impressed" if you sweep and mop underneath the refridgerator/stove! and the washer/dryer , qualified applicant will also recieve free medical/dental and a membership to the gym of their choice! )

you understand this is a "visual relationship!" ... I sleep alone! , therefore you will have your own bedroom and are responsible for "entertaining" yourself "discreetly!" , upon "dissolve" of relationship ( you will be given a month's notice as well as a plane ticket back to the state/country of origin. ) all medical/dental and gym insurance/memberships will be cancelled and you will be responsible for paying remaining balance on credit card.

please submit 1 face and 2 side profiles as well as full name for FBI and INTERPOL Database search , wishing all applicants a most prosperious and joyous 2014! - LOL

- jim

p.s - you know , I almost want to "post" this for real and see how many/what kind of people respond!