Get To Know - BDBionic

[Gary-Alan]

Hmmmm Can I ask more than one at a time...

Well I am going to ask as many as I want BECAUSE I CAN! LMAO

And I'm going to be gentle the first time around. This is like making love, the first time I'm loving and gentle... the next time it can get interesting

Where were were you born?
Any siblings?
Where did you go to school (as a child thru college)?
What was your first job?
What was the name of your first pet?
What was the name of the street you grew up on?
What is the name of your first boyfriend and how did you meet?

That's enough for now I think

Hugs,
GA

[Gary-Alan]

Very cool Brian!

I love the fake sign language... Priceless!

I'm going to give other a chance to ask before i get tothe naughty questions

Giggles,
GA

[Gary-Alan]

Originally posted by Bell
I have never ever seen one of those...


yoo hoo.... horticultureboy....
where do these come from... what are they used for??
is any part of it - edible ??
how tall do they grow ?? and where ??

~Bell

p.s. thanks for finding / sharing the pic Brian...

Here's a factsheet for ya, Bell.

http://www.naturia.per.sg/buloh/plan...rove_trees.htm

[BDBionic]

I'ma start off a little recurring thread topic here on GWW BECAUSE I CAN!!! \m/ :angrymad: \m/

Now and then I'll post a "Get To Know" thread and pick some poor clueless sole from among the ranks of GWW posters and put em on the spot for everyone here to ask em questions. Where they grew up. Names of their pets. Favorite food. What they do for a living. Who they work for. Latest project they're working on. Phobias. Pet peeves. Would they ever sleep with BDBionic. Anything you wanna ask!

And they gotta answer 8) Unless it's some sick and twisted question no one in their right mind would ever want to answer about themselves... and then they only have to provide the answer to me in a private message 8)

It could be a fun way for us to get to know eachother.

So to start off, I'll put myself on the spot so we can get an idea of how it works and let you all ask anything you want and commit myself to answering to the best of my knowledge and as truthfully as possible unless I lie.

ASK AWAY!

[BDBionic]

yeeps thats a bunch
ok here goes
Where were were you born?
Fairborn, Ohio
Any siblings?
2 brothers, one younger and one older. Yes, I'm a middle child. =/
Where did you go to school (as a child thru college)?
uh oh here's a long list.
K-2nd grades: Yanbu International School, Yanbu, Saudi Arabia
3rd grade: Sycamore Elemantary, Upland, CA
4th-5th: Woodburn Elementary, Annandale, VA
6th-10th: Academia Cotopaxi, Quito, Ecuador
11th-12th: Cairo American College, Cairo, Egypt
Freshmen Yr College: United States Coast Guard Academy, New London, CT
Soph Yr: American University in Cairo, Cairo, Egypt
Jr - Sr Yrs: Occidental College, Los Angeles, CA
What was your first job?
I computerized the inventory management system at the American University in Cairo's student library as a part time financial assistance job to offset tuition. It paid $35/month. hahah.
What was the name of your first pet?
Shandi - a yellow Labrador Retriever
Tina - a black Labrador Retriever
They were a couple. We adopted them. Then they had puppies. So we ended up with 10 Labs!
What was the name of the street you grew up on?
Which one? hehe I moved around so much... there was Camp 4 Main Access Route, Wilson Ave., Antiopi St., Gonzales Suarez, Sharia Tamantasha, Sharia Hamsa Tamanin, Revenna Lane, Calle Bolivar, Sharia Arba... some more I forget.
What is the name of your first boyfriend and how did you meet?
His name was Sean. We met at a gay bar in Washington D.C. I'd just gotten outta the Coast Guard and still had my military ID so they were serving me alcohol and I was pretty wrecked. I was there alone when a scary guy came up to hit on me. In my total drunkedness I stupidly figured a good way to get rid of him would be to pretend I was deaf. So I started faking sign language to him and that I couldn't tell what he was saying. He got frustrated and left. I was all happily thinking I'd been so smart in getting rid of him when all of a sudden 2 girls came up to me and started signing to me. AHHH! They saw me from across the dance floor in the dark and distance doing what looked like sign language to the scary guy and so thought I was deaf and figured they'd come say hi to me - cuz they were deaf!
Unfortunately I didn't know sign and had only been faking. I was soooooooo embarrassed and freaked out. I confessed to them what I'd done (one of them read lips), expecting them to get all offended and mad. Instead they thought it was hilarious. They introduced me to their friends they were at the club with - all gay deaf students from a local deaf university. One of them was the cutest guy I'd ever laid eyes on. Sean. I ended up hanging out with the whole group of them 2-3 times a week and Sean and I got to know eachother and became real close and started dating for a few months and became boyfriends for awhile before I moved out to CA and then back to Egypt.
He and I still keep in touch via email and AIM and text messages. He lives in Minnesota now. And he's still the cutest guy I've ever laid eyes on.

whew. that wasn't so bad!

[BDBionic]

Originally posted by jIgG
i'mma bot i don't answer questions i only server my master

you're so gonna be next

[BDBionic]

oh damn you
who was the top and who was the bottom during when you dated Sean?
He topped almost exclusively for the first month or so 'til I hit a phase and we reversed things for about 2 weeks. Then it leveled off 60/40 with him on top after that.

[BDBionic]

what made you decide to work adult on the web, and when?

I kinda just "fell in to" SEO after college, when I was working for a company and decided to give fiddling with their website a shot. That company - a South Korean telecommunications company - ended up tanking. So I fell back on SEO after we all got laid off, figuring I did well at it, enjoyed it, and so pursued more of it for others.
I was doing some independent contracting with SEO and had another job in industrial security when my boyfriend at the time brought home a Cybersocket Magazine from our local coffee shop and showed me a classified ad for Bionic Pixels. I replied and got the job, and that was the first time I stepped in to the adult field. That was a year and 3 weeks ago.

[BDBionic]

Why'd you move around so much as a kid?
My dad is a diplomat with the US State Department. So we went where he was posted.
Did you ever learn to sign?
I did. But I've since forgotten.
Do you currently have any pets?
I have a newt. Named Ace. I had 2 newts named Ace and Gary: The Amphibiously Gay Duo. But Gary passed a couple of months ago. Granted Ace and Gary could have both been female. Or one male and one female. I never really poked around them to check as their skin is highly poisonous on contact. And maybe Ace died and Gary's the one still living. Who knows.
When watching nature programs, do you find yourself cheering for the cheetah or the gazelle?
I cheer for the gazelle but end up laughing when the cheetah does that leg swipe thing that makes the gazelle eat shit at like 35mph.
Who were you in a past life?
Some guy. Just some guy. Everyone says they were some famous type but there's not enough famous types to go around given that scenario. I think I was just some random dude. I probably died young of syphilis. Or an infected wound on some old battlefield. Or got hit by a buggy. Or diarrhea.
If you could have dinner with anyone past or present, who would that be?
I've read most any book touching even remotely on Winston Churchill. He fascinates me. So I'd have dinner with him. Though if it was a dinner/date thing with sex at the end? Josh Hartnett. Or Orlando Bloom. But not Winston Churchill.
If you could live at any other time except now, when and where would that be?
Ancient Greece woulda been cool. To see Western Civilization being formed. But I'd insist on being able to take a machine gun and lots of antibiotics with me.

[BDBionic]

I thought YOU owned Bionic Pixels...
Nope! But I'm told I act like I do on occasion.
oh and - Fairborn, Ohio is less than 10 minutes from my front door...
ohhh. I was born at Wright-Patt. My dad was in the Air Force at the time I didn't get so specific earlier but since you know the area

1. of all the online adult people you know on this board and
others... which three screen names (board nick names) - which
three are you most physically attracted to ?? and what is it
about them specifically that draws you in ??
oh man this is gonna come back to bite me in the ass. .
DigitalJay - I have not the slightest clue what he looks like but his posts and some of the things he says come across at times as somewhat irreverent... he just says shit without caring how people react or who gets offended. I find that a turn on.
I'm known around the office for having a fondness for twinks.
Socket2Jake - is kinda twinkish. Tall and blond has always been a favorite of mine... though I think he bleaches his hair blond but shhhhh. Any chance of anything ever happening between the 2 of us, though, was killed the instant I'd found out he'd driven 10,000 miles without changing his oil.
Jasun - he's far from twinky but he's kinda a stud
2. have you always known you were gay ?? at what age did you
discover your preference ??
I dated, quite seriously, girls throughout highschool. Yet since middle school had thought and fantasized about guys. It's like... I knew I was attracted to guys, had crushes on guys, liked guys, but at the same time dated and went out with girls without ever thinking anything of it and having what I felt were crushes on girls as well. Gradually around Jr. year of highschool, though, dating girls stopped being something I felt was right and started to be something I was doing as "cover" - to deflect suspicion I was gay. But I bought my first gay porn movie in Amsterdam when I was 15. So I just figured I was bi, I suppose. By 16, though, I knew I was gay.
Looking back even further, though, I see signs of my budding homosexual hehe. Even as young as 5-6 I always had a strong urge to be friends with the cute blond kid in class. When I came out, even, my older brother was like "I knew you were gay when you were 10. All your life your friends have all been cute blond guys." So the signs were there early, though I didn't know it.
3. if you could live anywhere in the world for 2 years - where
and why... (have you been there before) ??
Going back and forth between Australia, South Africa, Egypt and many other places, I've settled on Prague. I'd love to go there. I've never been to Eastern Europe. The guys are beautiful and the people are so nice. The architecture, the countries themselves, they're cheap, they're still experiencing a lot of change on the national and cultural scale. It'd be fascinating.
I've also had several job offers to go to Iraq - because of past jobs I've held/language skills and such. I've seriously entertained a couple of them. It'd be fascinating to go there now too and I love the Middle East. But I'd rather not be killed. And I don't mean in Iraq. My mom would kill me if I tried to go there.
4. have you ever yourself been content (pictoral or cam) for any
adult site ?? - if not, would you ever consider doing that ??
if so, under what conditions ??
I've not... far as I know! haha. I'd consider it. I don't think I'm anywhere near worth paying to see naked or having sex, though. But say I was attractive enough to do it and someone I liked offered, and the scenario fit with a fantasy I might have? And I was sure it'd be fun and relaxed as well as really hot? Sure, I'd do it. I'd have a blast.
5. what are your non computer related hobbies/interests ??
come up with at least fifteen...
1. My Jeep.
2. Rugby.
3. Surfing.
4. DVDs.
5. WW2 Documentaries.
6. Epic war movies.
7. Travel.
8. Middle Eastern affairs/politics/current events.
9. Music (listening, not playing. I have to ALWAYS have music playing)
10. The ocean. What's on it, in it, or at it. I love it.
11. Sports. Mainly the ones I've mentioned as well as baseball, football, and auto racing.
12. People. I love watching people. Observing people. Studying people. Even though they piss me off so much.
13. My own family's history. I spend lots of time digging in to geneology and what not.
14. Cherry Coke. It owns me.
15. International affairs/global conflict. It's what I studied in college. Comes with the territory, I suppose, when you grew up like I did. hehe.

[BDBionic]

If you were a plant, what type of plant would you be and why?

a mangrove tree. they're so neat. trees growing in the water like that. and they're so creepy looking. especially if they have Spanish moss growing on them.
even though they're always found in tropical weather you figure they always stay cool cuz they're havin in water. 8)

[BDBionic]

ohhh that's awesome. good thing I didn't saw "weed"!

[BDBionic]

have you ever been inside a pyramid?
hehe yup. several times. they're really stuffy in there. and the magic is lost among the lines of tourists. but it's still pretty neat.
i always wanted a brother but never got one...are you close with yours?
recently more than before. we seem to talk to eachother now more than we ever did while living under the same roof! growing up they were more like friends I lived with than brothers. but we've bonded more in recent years.
are you spiritual? religious? do you make that distinction?
I believe there's something out there but don't feel it's up to me nor that it really matters to try and figure out what it is. I guess my spirituality entails a belief in there being something out there that none of us could ever figure out or understand.
what's your favorite baskin robin's flavor?
mint chocolate chip. but I prefer Ben N Jerrys to B&R
if you could have one superpower what would it be and why?
the ability to pause all time while I kept moving and conscious. that'd kick ass. I could pause the world and take a nap then wake up all refreshed and no one would be the wiser. I could pause the world when I saw a hot guy and see what he looked like naked haha.

[BDBionic]

1. show us a picture of your jeep
First thing when I get home I don't have one here at the office

3. and you knew it was coming - - - does anyone know if there
are any pictures online for these folks:
DigitalJay
Socket2Jake
Jasun
I think Jasun's is his avatar. And I am curious what DigitalJay looks like. And Jake from the Cybersocket website:


a) favorite meal for - breakfast, lunch, dinner ??
breakfast - coffee and a cigarette
lunch - El Pollo Loco (a Mexican fast food place out here) is damn good.
dinner - thai omelette with spicy thai curry
b) favorite desert ??
there's this Girl Scout Cookie Thin Mint Chocolate flavored. It's sooooo good. I suggest you all try it ASAP.
c) can you cook ?? if so - what do you do best ??
I can. I've been told my meatloaf is divine 8) As with my garlic mashed potatos. and I make some killer pastas.
d) what toppings do you like on your pizza ??
pepperoni, green pepper, mushroom, onion, Tabasco sauce, and parmesan cheese
e) what's the most unusual thing you've ever eatten ?? was it good ?? under what circumstances did it come about that you were
presented the opportunity to consume this unusual item ??
When I lived in Ecuador I spent some time in the Amazon rainforest camping, hiking, and traveling up and down the Amazon tributaries. In a village down there I had a drink called "chicha".
Essentially it's an alcoholic maize drink. It's made with human spit. These days more modern forms of chicha don't use spit, but in the old days it was all spit. and this village still did it the old way. The women of the village would chew the grain and then spit the chewed out grain in to a big vat. The enzymes in human saliva would help it ferment. Then you'd add water and drink it! Tastes like sour milk.

I used to eat bugs a lot in Saudi Arabia. We'd get shipments of breakfast cereal from the US. But in transit on cargo ships and in warehouses in the desert, weevils (sp?) would get in to the cereal. They're like little beetle type things. And so when you'd pour yourself the cereal there would be dozens of these bugs in it just crawling around. And we'd just eat it. Didn't even really think anything of it. We'd keep our cereal in the freezer and so it would freeze up the weevils and then when you'd pour yourself a bowl you'd have to eat it fast before they had a chance to thaw out and get all restless. when frozen they were all still and immobile - tho still alive - and so they might as well have been green clovers and yellow moons. But it was all I knew, growing up with weevils in my Lucky Charms.
In fact when I moved to the US when I was 8 years old and had my first bowl of cereal without weevils in it, I thought there was something wrong with the cereal and complained to my parents that someone had taken the bugs out.
I've also had snake, eel, monkey, camel, more bugs, piranha, cow eyeballs, guinea pig, and spider.

5. what would the perfect first date be like for you ??
I'm such a homebody. Watching some really cheesy old horror flick that makes you laugh more than it makes ya scared - but still manages to scare ya from time to time - would be great. Cuddled under the covers. Then we'd go bowling. I love bowling 8) And it'd have to then also involve something completely random and unexpected. Like the time I went out for coffee with this guy and we ended up spur of the moment driving down to Mexico to get tacos. Lots of awesome conversation, sustained eye contact, flirting, making fun of and laughing at one another, then a lil kiss at the end of the night and a call back to do it all again a few days later.

6. shower or bath ??
Shower. On the rare occasion I take a bath I have to shower first. Otherwise you're just bathing in your own filth =/
7. boxers, briefs or other ??
boxerbriefs. WalMart. $5/3pack
8. would you shave your twink lover or expect him to do it himself ??
You mean his naughty bits? . He could trim but shaving ain't a requirement. Fully shaved is a bit odd. It's bad enough I like twinks, I don't need them looking 10 years old.
9. any tattoos or piercings - or other body markings ?? if so, what,
where, why, when ?? do you want to have any of these done ??
if so, what and where (on your body) ??
None. I had my ears pierced awhile back but had to take em out for a job. Had my eyebrow pierced awhile back but it fell out and I never got it re-pierced. No tattoos. I've yet to find or come up with something I want on my body for life, much less where I'd want it.
10. how many languages do you speak ?? which ones ?? and degree of
fluency ?? are there any languages you'd like to learn and will
you put any time or effort into learning them within the next 3 years ??
English, Spanish, French, Arabic. Gradually forgetting French and Arabic as I never use them. Oddly enough I was at a thai restaurant having lunch a few weeks ago, though, and a guy came up to me outta the blue and started talking to me in Arabic. For no reason. And though I'd thought I'd forgotten most of it, I knew exactly what he was saying and responded to him in Arabic. He and I were both surprised. Then he wandered off. It was extremely random.
11. if you were requried to perform some sort of community service
in your locale - what would you do and why ??
Something to help out at-risk and troubled youth. As I was one for a long while.
12. what frightens you ?? do you have any phobias ??
I used to be deathly afraid of heights but all of a sudden that just went away one day. I found myself in a situation that normally would terrify me not bothered by it one bit. And thought "Wierd... guess I'm no longer afraid of heights."
13. what's your happiest memory for the following ages in your life:
from birth to age 6, from age 7-11, from age 12-15, from age 16-19,
from age 20 to present ?? - - - what is your DOB by the way ??
birth - 6: In Saudi Arabia we lived in this remote oil town in the middle of a desert. They'd just completed building a new housing area - a brand new neighborhood were they were going to ship new oil company families in to. But all of the homes were unoccupied. So all of the kids in town bought tons of waterballons from the local commissary and we had a huuuuuuuuuge water balloon fight. All the houses had their water on, so we ran from house to house filling up balloons and having a huge war. Street to street and house to house water balloon battles. It was insane. We practically had a town to ourselves. It was like the world belonged to us kids.
7-11: I played pee wee football in 4th and 5th grades. I was O and D line so never carried the ball. But I also played special teams and one time the other teams kicker shanked the kick off and it came right to me. It'd been the first time I'd ever even touched the ball in a game. It bounced right to me and I ran straight for their endzone and scored. 8)
12-15: first time I caught a wave while surfing. I'd tried for days, hours a day. And always ate shit before managing to stand up. My dad has a "let 'em learn the hard way" approach to child rearing. So I'm out in the surf getting pummelled by wave after wave thinking I'm gonna drown and he's just sitting out there on his board yelling at me "If you quit falling down, you'd quit almost drowning!" . Lo and behold I go after one, feel the wave pick up the board from underneath, pop up, stand up, drop in, ride it to the beach. All the way in til the board was sitting in the sand. Hootin' and hollaring the whole way. It was great.
16-19: these were the best years of my life. I can't imagine picking one moment outta em. The friends I had during this time are still my closest friends to this day.
20-present: My last spring break trip to Mexico with my fraternity brothers during college was probably one of the most fun things I'd ever done. Even with the arrest and the night I spent in a Mexican jail. haha.
May 17 is my bday
14. do you believe in astrology ?? do you read your horoscope ??
what is your zodiac sign ??
I don't, but I read it for shits and giggles. I'm a Taurus.

15. have I worn you out yet ??
you're a tough one!!

[BDBionic]

woohoo! 8)