Yeah, that would have to be pretty bad. I just saw a show the other day with these three queens trying to do the Pointer Sisters medley, and none of them knew the words.

Of course, I still wound up on stage with my pants around my ankles in some kind of "best legs" competition.

No, I didn't win... I wasn't willing to bend over and show the audience my ass.

I mean please, I've gotta have SOME limits.