SON: "Dad, where did I come from?"
DAD: "Okay son ... I guess we had to have this conversation one day. Your mum and I met in a chat room on the net. I set up a meeting with her and we landed in the bathroom at the Cyber Cafe. Then your mum did some downloads from dads memory stick, and when dad was ready to upload, we discovered that there was no firewall. Seeing that it was a bit too late to cancel, I just carried on doing the upload. Nine months later, this virus appeared."
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