A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his
grandmother asking him to send her a current photo of himself in his new
location.

Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a nudist colony, he
cuts a photo in half but accidentally sends the bottom half of the
photo.

He's really worried when he realizes that he sent the wrong half, but
then remembers how bad his grandmother's eyesight is, and hopes she
won't notice.

A few weeks later he receives a letter from his grandmother.
It says, ......
"Thank you for the picture. Change your hair style... it
makes your nose look short."