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Gear Essentials - The Sexiest Way To Tie One Off!

Okay, I was listening to some Chippendales dancer answering questions on the radio the other day and someone asked him if they use cock rings to make their bulges more pronounced. He said something like "I can't imagine going out there and bring erect the whole show, so I've never tied one off". LOL! I've never heard that term before but it's so appropriate. So there. There's my entry.