I grew up in a small town in Eastern Canada full of guys like that. The poeple in that town would pride themselves on how unworldly they were, how unaware of anything outside their tight little circle, and for lack of a better word "stupid" they were.

I think it was all the inbreeding. 2000 people and little influx of newcomers makes a very shallow gene pool indeed.

I got laid a lot, cuz there really wasn't anything else to do, but it took a while to get the smell of the sheep and cows out of my clothes.

He was pretty hot, though.