Originally posted by Jasun
Good freaking GOD, how the fuck does anyone other than me ever get laid?

Come right out and ask him.

I do it all the time.

There ARE no tell tale signs.... People are constatnly mistaking me for straight... totally pisses me off. Just come right out, ask him and tell him why you wanna know.

Shessh.. Don't MAKE me come down there.
scene at local skate park:

Dawgy: hey, youre pretty hot, skatin around all shirtless with ur pants saggin & ur little boxer-covered ass poking out. are you gay?

Skater: *slams skateboard against dawgy's head*

Dawgy: so, is that a no?