Well.. to each their own, I guess.

No. Never in a million, Billion years. He's got bad skin and a girl's face.. bad hair that looks like it smells of pot and that vacant look of a hungry homeless kid.

And that body... he looks 12. I've seen chickens with more meat on their bones.

However, The good news is that if Dawgy and I ever go out, we'll never argue over men.

Mostly because by the time they're old enough to be called men, Dawgy doesn't want them any more.

You all hate me now, don't you?