Far as I'm concerned, I'd willingly and openly disclose everything to any payment processor to which I was submitting my sex life for consideration.

... ... then they'd flatly reject me and suggest I take it to Europe.
So I'd find a great European processor for my sex life. Fittingly, my sex life's European processor would hardly scrub at all for initial transactions - taking just about anyone that attempted to join. But then I'd have a disproportionately high amount of rejected rebills as the scrubbers came out in full force against repeat and follow-up transactions.
Eventually, all of my sex life's chargebacks would begin to mount at an alarming rate and render me utterly unprocessible.

Thank goodness my sites don't reflect my life! *adjusts halo*