I haven't had a lot of boyfriends.. but the last guy who's ex I met was totally nothing like me at all.. he was a nice guy (that's a lie.. he was a jackass), but a complete 180 from me. He was uptight and conservative. He liked dance music. He was afraid of Motorcycles... anything with an engine other than a hair dryer, actually.

He had clothes that allowed him to brag about where he got it and how much it cost him.

He knew the names of fashion models and designers.

He had a mirror in every room of his apartment.. even the kitchen.

He didn't like me at all.. after I left, he said i was a "Freak".

I think that guy was going out with me because i was nothing like anyone he'd ever met before.

But he was a goof too, and I eventually came to my senses and kicked his ass to the curb.

And then promptly broke into his apartment and cut the crotches out of all of his pants.