Verizon Online.

"Can you hear me now?"
"No... I'm experiencing intermittent packet loss..."
"Can you hear me now?"
"Um... no. I don't think my connection is working."
"Can you hear me now?"
"Not really... they said the tech guy would be here 4 hours ago... is he coming?"
"Can you hear me now?"
"This is kinda frustrating."
"Can you hear me now?"
"Please stop..."