Greetings:

Ok, I never really understood how a gay man could possibly be a republican before this. Now I get it.

He has no desire for commitment, so the whole marriage issue doesn't bother him at all.

He goes around having bareback sex with anonymous strangers, so the "no passing out condoms" clause that came along with the AIDS funding for Africa doesn't really bother him either.

Makes prefect sense, I think...