Paper or Plastic, does it matter? Both are made from rubber trees.

What do they call cowardly hens?

Poverty is the one thing money can’t buy.

To our sweethearts and wives: May they never meet

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm going to eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?

How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play?

If heat rises, then shouldn't hell be cold?

You know the expression, "Don't quit your day job?" Well what do you say to
people that work nights?

Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?