Okay, I had a friend who spoke in non sequiturs from time to time, and when he would indulge in the ole' wacky weed it was a like a little switch in his brain got stuck in the "on" position and he would speak in nothing but non sequiturs. It was actually really funny. But he said something once that I have never forgotten, and I thought it would fit here perfectly...

"It's a funny thing about laundry... it's laundry when you take it to the laundrymat and it's laundry when you bring it home... but it ain't clothes until you put it in the drawer!"