Madame:

If you are going for their eyeballs, why don't you just take the golden Ark of the Covenant to the next public board meeting of the Federal Aviation Administation. I think you and your husband can carry it to the center of the room on those long poles.

Open the ark in the center of the room, and tell them to all look at the mist.

Remember if C-SPAN is filming the hearing, their cameras will explode just before the real action happens.

Steve